New Attraction is Dirt

To complement Dreamworld’s new line of ‘we can’t be stuffed buying expensive rides, so have this cheap ass one’ attractions, they will be opening a new ‘interactive’ ride at the end of December. The ride will be named ‘Stephen Gregg’s Pile O’ Fun’, and will essentially be a large pile of dirt for people to play on.

Dreamworld Public Relations Manager Jenny Pinklebarn said: “My job is to make our new attractions, no matter sh*t they are, sound great. I could handle the Flowrider; but this time it’s just too much. It’s a pile of dirt for God’s sake. Dirt. Brown dirt. That’s the big new attraction”.

Dreamworld’s CEO on the other hand was excited for the new attraction, and is hopeful it will be a success. “We’re really going all out this year; first the Flowrider, and now a pile of dirt. The Flowrider focused more on the teenage market, but now we’re going after the families. No other theme-park in the world has opened an attraction quite like this one”.

The attraction will be situated at the current Blue Lagoon site, and will cost $400. It is expected to open mid December.