The forums of popular Australian coaster site OzCoaster.net were regrettably hacked yesterday by ‘Arab Cyber Terrorists’, said FBI agent Barry Wilkes.
“We’ve been working on this case for years now - the case of the Arab Coaster Site Cyber terrorists; that is. Unfortunately, they got to the OzCoaster forums before we got to them. Those bastards. We’ll get them, and when we do, we’ll f*ck them up. We’ll f*ck them up bad”. Mr Wilkes then went into a mad frenzy of cursing and beating his desk.
The incident has sparked calls for tightened security for all Australian coaster sites, even the ones which are yet to open. “We need tightened security measures; we just can’t have these Arabs hacking our forums and getting away with it. I know the FBI are investigating the matter, but it’s just not enough”, commented amusement industry website owner Gary Phelps.
The OzCoaster forums will remain closed until further notice.
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