Enthusiast: Get the f*ck off my computer!

After downloading over 2 gigabytes of porn and coaster videos from popular file sharing program ‘Limewire’ last night, coaster enthusiast Daniel Mason has announced his disapproval to those who create and distribute adware and viruses.

“I just wanted to watch a SheiKra POV and see the Paris Hilton video,” said the aggravated enthusiast. “But instead, I get 1001 viruses, and a sh*tload of adware!
Can’t a guy just enjoy some POV’s and porn without getting his computer infected with all this sh*t? F*cking virus-makers.”

The enthusiast also told of his plans to ‘f*ck up’ the creator of Limewire, if he ever meets him. “The fat guy from the computer place said it would cost like $70 to have my computer fixed,” said Mason. “He also said that I’d lose all my POV’s. I had Tatsu, Kingda Ka, Lethal Weapon and even Jessica Simpson.
If I ever meet the Limewire guy, I’m going to break his f*cking legs. Who does he think he is, sending viruses around like that?”

As a polite gesture, AAL offered to pay for the computer repair, and purchased an anti-virus program for Mason. Unfortunately, that program was Norton, so Mason’s computer is still pretty much helpless.