PaperBurner Announced

Overdue coaster website DreamNeva.com announced today their forums will be undergoing a major redevelopment, in which all posts will be deleted as soon as the ‘Post’ button is clicked.

The new forums, entitled PaperBurner (Version 1.0) will be ‘a revolutionary step forward in the Australian tourism industry’, and will ‘open new doors in the field of post deletion’.

Site representative Julia Ogilvy said: “Deleting posts is a large part of our site - we delete the ones that we don’t agree with, and also the ones that just plain make us look stupid. So, with our new system, ‘PaperBurner’, as soon as the ‘post reply’ button is pressed, the post will be instantaneously deleted. It really is a great idea. We’ll just save so much time”.

PaperBurner has been criticised by advocates of free speech, who believe forums are a place for open and free discussion. “Where would our country be if the government just silenced everyone who they disagreed with”, said freedom-fighter and coaster enthusiast Ron Mason.

The PaperBurner system will commence October, but much like the parent site, is subject to delay.