Enthusiast ‘A Little Turned On’ By Spaceshot Attraction
Today coaster enthusiast Steve Patritzia shocked OzCoaster forum goers by announcing that he’s been “a little turned on” by Movie World’s new S&S Spaceshot attraction.
The revelation occurred in Patritzia’s OzCoaster forum thread entitled ‘Anyone else find Batwing Hot?’.
“It just went up so faaaast,” slurred Patritzia, whilst overtly rubbing his crotch and staring at a picture of the tower. “I suppose my sexual attraction to the ride started when it began taking somewhat of a phallic form. It’s very sensual.”
Fellow OzCoaster members are shocked and disgusted at Patritzia’s revelations, with one even going so far as to wish death upon the perverse enthusiast.
“I find it repulsive,” said OzCoaster user superman_escape_rox342324. “That someone could be turned by a ride, it’s just, well, sick. I think Australia should definitely introduce capital punishment for people who find themselves turned on by hydraulically-launched tower rides.”
The news that Channel Ten’s Rove Live will be holding a ‘naked ride’ to publicize the attraction only adds shock to the avowal. Said Movie World staff member #242: “We’re gonna make sure this sick f*ck stays away from Batwing. We don’t want any funny business going down, you hear. You’re not welcome back, man.”
Meanwhile, the exposition has garnered a generally positive response on enthusiast website Boomgen.net, where users agree that Batwing is, as said by Boomgen member cOaSta_fWeaK “f*cking sexy”.
The revelation occurred in Patritzia’s OzCoaster forum thread entitled ‘Anyone else find Batwing Hot?’.
“It just went up so faaaast,” slurred Patritzia, whilst overtly rubbing his crotch and staring at a picture of the tower. “I suppose my sexual attraction to the ride started when it began taking somewhat of a phallic form. It’s very sensual.”
Fellow OzCoaster members are shocked and disgusted at Patritzia’s revelations, with one even going so far as to wish death upon the perverse enthusiast.
“I find it repulsive,” said OzCoaster user superman_escape_rox342324. “That someone could be turned by a ride, it’s just, well, sick. I think Australia should definitely introduce capital punishment for people who find themselves turned on by hydraulically-launched tower rides.”
The news that Channel Ten’s Rove Live will be holding a ‘naked ride’ to publicize the attraction only adds shock to the avowal. Said Movie World staff member #242: “We’re gonna make sure this sick f*ck stays away from Batwing. We don’t want any funny business going down, you hear. You’re not welcome back, man.”
Meanwhile, the exposition has garnered a generally positive response on enthusiast website Boomgen.net, where users agree that Batwing is, as said by Boomgen member cOaSta_fWeaK “f*cking sexy”.
posted by AAL at 6:00 AM
15 Comments:
lol That article is funny on so many levels, let the flaming begin ;-)
Oh my. The standard continues to drop.
How clever to come up with an article based around the concept of a tower ride as a phallic symbol. That joke has never been made before has it?
AAL truly has lost the plot.
People, you need to seriously stop taking this all so seriously. It's getting beyond a joke you guys. Keep up the good work AAL.
^^You must be quite the loser if you spend your time posting comments about how you don't like our articles. Don't come back. Or, better yet, start your own blog.
Taking what too seriously? It was a lame article based off a very unoriginal joke.
Oh so it makes me a loser to post something that isn't arsekissing? I won't be fucking told to not come back. I have the right to call you out when you're so blatantly unfunny.
The Batwing tower as a phallic symbol? God. How long did that take you to think up?
Your material is utter shite.
I found it very amusing. It might be an old joke but it is written in a very original and entertaining way
The fact that you spend your time posting comments on a blog which you believe to be "utter shite" really says something about your character. Get a life.
The fact that you spend your time posting comments on a blog which you believe to be "utter shite" really says something about your character. Get a life.
I'm calling you out. Someone has to hold YOU accountable, you sad piece of fucking shit. It's called having the right to an opinion contrary to what yours is, particularly when the standard is so shit lately.
This is classic, keep up the funny articles.
I agree. What the hell do you people have against humour? Just because you've probably been mentioned in an article, and gone into a massive fit over it, you're being a complete loser now. Hey, even I was mentioned in one, but I got over it, big deal. All AAL is doing is pointing out the exact truth, something you probably can't handle.
Keep up the good work AAL.
Dude, I am upset because Myself and ThrillHistory has only been mentioned once. And even then, I didn't find it offensive.
It's obviously someone from Boomgen.shit who is complaining. I LOVE reading the abusive comments. It makes the blog what it is. Keep the comments coming.
Fuck you 'boomgen hater' and the horse that you rode in on (your mother). you just cant stand the fact our network of sites are better than anything you could ever come up.
I heard they are making this ride XXX rated and calling it Batwing face shot.
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