DreamNeva: We’re Launching

In a stupefyingly honest statement released today, troubled website DreamNeva.com announced that the site will launch “when hell freezes over”.

The press release told of the website’s various problems, which included “not being able to figure out how execute a successful navigation bar,” and also “having f*ck all forum members”.

In an AAL exclusive interview, Joseph Stipplefold, DreamNeva Entertainment’s Vice Managing Executive Director for the South Pacific Region said that the site would “no doubt be launching - slowly but surely”.

“We’ve just got to figure out all the bugs; that’s all,” said the overworked Director, who also doubles as Public Relations Manager. “Being a year 8 student myself, I can definitely relate to all those enthusiasts who are looking forward to the high quality content that DreamNeva will offer. It’s really just a matter of time. We’re aiming for a launch at around the same time as when hell freezes over - - give or take. Most likely give.”

Meanwhile, enthusiasts are comparing the website’s unhurried launch plans to those of Zencoaster, and have tagged the delayed duo ZenNeva; a term which is expected to remain unpopular.