Friday, January 19, 2007

Fanatic Becomes Confused

Roller-Coaster.com.au user PattieBoi suffered a severe case of Wonderland withdrawal syndrome (WWS) after he made a 're-creation' of the infamous park on popular computer game Roller Coaster Tycoon. His re-creation, however, failed to be anything like Wonderland, with the only similarity being that there is a pirate ship located beside a lake.

Dr Jonathan Lovegrove, a clinical psychiatrist at Sydney's Westmead Hospital today told AAL that he is finally seeing a decrease in cases of WWS. "When the park closed we saw a dramatic increase in the number of cases," he said. "But over time, there has been a steady decrease with the occasional spike in numbers. We have had some very severe cases, including several which have required extended stays in padded cells." 

- - BN

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

True. He is absolutely certifiable that boy. I petition for his admission to a top mental institution run by ex-Dreamworld staff so that they can tell us what 'apparently' is going on.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was pretty retarted threading

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i saw that stupid park recreation. i had never been to wonderland but it sure looks shit anyway.

10:09 AM  

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