2007: What A Year!
Let's have a look at some predictions of what theme parks and fan sites are going to do this year.
Seaworld - Much to the chagrin of theme-park fans, will finally remove all rides and become a zoo.
Movie World - Won't be doing much as they spent all their money on Batwing and Superman. Chance of new LED on car 6 of the Scooby-Doo Spooky Coaster - topic will procure 6 pages of discussion on Roller-Coaster.com.au.
Wet 'n' Wild - Will be forced by the state government to make the water in the wave pool available to be processed for human consumption due to the water shortage in South East Queensland. Nervous 6 year old will defecate in wave pool.
Dreamworld - Will do whatever Wet 'n' Wild do this year. Also, in a bid to save money, will halve the amount of electricity allocated to Tower of Terror attraction. Consequently, the car's maximum speed will drop to 60KM/H, rendering the 115m tower useless.
Luna Park Melbourne and Sydney - Who cares.
Wonderland - Will continue it's multi-million dollar redevelopment with a large amount of buildings, roads and footpaths to be built at a cost of several million dollars. Whilst this development will benefit local businesses, the developer and workers, it has little to no advantage to theme park fanatics who still believe the park has some life in it yet.
Adventure Land - Where?
Dreamnova.com (aka Roller-coaster.net.au) - Will continue to "develop" the best website ever seen by humanity. Unfortunately, by the time it opens every other website will have the same 'technology'.
Roller-coaster.com.au - Long standing forum members will continue to attack newbies who have been disadvantaged by the lack of English being taught at schools these days.
Thrillhistory.com - Will achieve a record number of forum posts, 34.
Zencoaster.com - Will follow the teachings of Buddha and attempt to reach a state of nirvana. Achieving this however requires the site to open, so, like the transition of a roshi monk to shifu the achievement of nirvana will take many life times.
Aussieparks.com - Will continue to "acquire" unsuccessful theme park websites with Zencoaster looking like the next likely candidate.
Ozcoaster.net - See Roller-Coaster.com.au.
Seaworld - Much to the chagrin of theme-park fans, will finally remove all rides and become a zoo.
Movie World - Won't be doing much as they spent all their money on Batwing and Superman. Chance of new LED on car 6 of the Scooby-Doo Spooky Coaster - topic will procure 6 pages of discussion on Roller-Coaster.com.au.
Wet 'n' Wild - Will be forced by the state government to make the water in the wave pool available to be processed for human consumption due to the water shortage in South East Queensland. Nervous 6 year old will defecate in wave pool.
Dreamworld - Will do whatever Wet 'n' Wild do this year. Also, in a bid to save money, will halve the amount of electricity allocated to Tower of Terror attraction. Consequently, the car's maximum speed will drop to 60KM/H, rendering the 115m tower useless.
Luna Park Melbourne and Sydney - Who cares.
Wonderland - Will continue it's multi-million dollar redevelopment with a large amount of buildings, roads and footpaths to be built at a cost of several million dollars. Whilst this development will benefit local businesses, the developer and workers, it has little to no advantage to theme park fanatics who still believe the park has some life in it yet.
Adventure Land - Where?
Dreamnova.com (aka Roller-coaster.net.au) - Will continue to "develop" the best website ever seen by humanity. Unfortunately, by the time it opens every other website will have the same 'technology'.
Roller-coaster.com.au - Long standing forum members will continue to attack newbies who have been disadvantaged by the lack of English being taught at schools these days.
Thrillhistory.com - Will achieve a record number of forum posts, 34.
Zencoaster.com - Will follow the teachings of Buddha and attempt to reach a state of nirvana. Achieving this however requires the site to open, so, like the transition of a roshi monk to shifu the achievement of nirvana will take many life times.
Aussieparks.com - Will continue to "acquire" unsuccessful theme park websites with Zencoaster looking like the next likely candidate.
Ozcoaster.net - See Roller-Coaster.com.au.
posted by AAL at 6:00 AM
18 Comments:
Fuckface.
the dude above me ur just a little bitch. Go fuck urself u winging peice of utter peice of shit.
What a stupid comment that first one is, it makes no sense at all. You whinge because one site is picked on, and whinge when all sites are picked on. You seriously need to learn how to have a laugh.
It's the fucking attitude this time. You think you're so marvellous, these guys work their butts off and you just have a go at them. SHAVE YOUR HEAD MAGGOT AND JOIN THE ARMY.
'Winging' hey? LOL, you can't type can you?
Oh no, you couldn't leave Aussie Parks alone for the one article could you? You just had to stick the knife in.
Oh shut the fuck up this site is for laughs its not like hes trying to bring u all down as pathetic lowlifes because u prove that without him helping when u come and have a bitch about it on these blogs.
... This site really needs its own forums...
Fuck the Army? They fight for your freedom, lamer.
Shave your heads bald. I want to see that hair hit the barbershop floor. Will do the same, my hair is currently in a jarhead style cut.
thanks for that insightful comment, tony.
Yh the dude whos having a bitch about the army go fuck urself, stop having a little bitch, ohmy hair is cut jarhead style that means that Im a good citizen. PFFT
just so you know the person accusing you: my name's damien. and ok, I admit, aussieparks is NOT my site nor am I associated with BoomGen. BUT i feel it is because it is much more of a community site than this or any others on the net. and the army stuff was a joke. i'm in the Reserves. :p I have this character I do in standup comedy clubs where I'm the world's youngest drill sergant, its hilerous
you really should see my act, its totally mad as... and i can do a funnier voice than major payne. haha major payne, that was a fucking fantastic movie! see it maggots! hahahaha lololololololololol
"Yh the dude whos having a bitch about the army go fuck urself, stop having a little bitch, ohmy hair is cut jarhead style that means that Im a good citizen. PFFT"
You, maggot! Drop to the floor and give me 20. Attend-HUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
- Drill Sergeant "Private Parts" Damien
I'm not any of the people running any of the enthusiast websites. Don't have time with the Army Reserves anyway.
Sorry if I weirded any of you out with the whole army<->headshave routine, it was just a joke.
This WAS a good article and I enjoyed it.
- Damien "Let's all rip off Theme Park Review by putting stuff in between our first names and our last names" A.
"Dreamnova.com (aka Roller-coaster.net.au) - Will continue to "develop" the best website ever seen by humanity. Unfortunately, by the time it opens every other website will have the same 'technology'."
Its funny because its true.
yeah, actually, you're right: Dreamnova is a piece of steaming dinosaur shit.
"I have this character I do in standup comedy clubs where I'm the world's youngest drill sergant, its hilerous"
yeah... it sounds absolutely hysterical!
(what i just said was the most sarcastic remark ever made... you sound like the most retarded, unfunny person in the world)
Damien, we never ever want to fucking hear of you again. Don't pull this shit and expect to be popular.
for the record, TPR didn't come up with that stupid idea of "putting quotes between your name when you write posts"...
in the coaster community it was done on westcoaster long before robb & elissa adopted it. it's also nothing that hasn't been done on other non-coaster sites for many years prior to them.
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