ThrillHistory Announces New Policy Promise
In a statement released today, ThrillHistory owner Paul Funnybone responded to claims that the site uses the term "we here at ThrillHistory" too much. In the statement, the webmaster vowed to quit use of the term under a new 'policy promise', and also revealed plans to "think of a new annoying thing to say".
Lately, we here at ThrillHistory have been receiving a large number of e-mails (4) regarding our alleged overuse of the term "we here at ThrillHistory". As of today, we here at ThrillHistory are promising to stop using the phrase, permanently.
Paul Funnybone, ThrillHistory's owner, manager and sandwich maker said that while his use of the term is valid and acceptable, his new years resolution is to stop using it. "Because it's the festive season, and because we care here at Thrillhistory.com, we here at ThrillHistory are delighted to announce our exoneration of the term 'we here at ThrillHistory'," Funnybone said, in a stupefyingly confusing statement. "We here at ThrillHistory firmly believe that the phrase is old and outdated, and we (I) have made it our (my) new years resolution to stop using it. This policy promise will ensure the sanity of ThrillHistory members and guests alike."
Paul also makes the point that without the contribution of our loyal members and, to a lesser extent guests, policy promises like this would not be able to happen.
It is expected that the change in policy will increase ThrillHistory's traffic .02%, raising the average number of weekly hits to 19.
Lately, we here at ThrillHistory have been receiving a large number of e-mails (4) regarding our alleged overuse of the term "we here at ThrillHistory". As of today, we here at ThrillHistory are promising to stop using the phrase, permanently.
Paul Funnybone, ThrillHistory's owner, manager and sandwich maker said that while his use of the term is valid and acceptable, his new years resolution is to stop using it. "Because it's the festive season, and because we care here at Thrillhistory.com, we here at ThrillHistory are delighted to announce our exoneration of the term 'we here at ThrillHistory'," Funnybone said, in a stupefyingly confusing statement. "We here at ThrillHistory firmly believe that the phrase is old and outdated, and we (I) have made it our (my) new years resolution to stop using it. This policy promise will ensure the sanity of ThrillHistory members and guests alike."
Paul also makes the point that without the contribution of our loyal members and, to a lesser extent guests, policy promises like this would not be able to happen.
It is expected that the change in policy will increase ThrillHistory's traffic .02%, raising the average number of weekly hits to 19.
posted by AAL at 12:25 AM
16 Comments:
rofl gold.
Thats great.
Haha it's funny how all these park sites which we all know are just run by one person (generally from 12-16 years of age) always say "we" and "our". Once again trying to make it sound like they are a company or a business. Nice article AAL
Thats a very nice article.
Very funny indeed.
About time you left our wonderful sites alone. And Johnny, go finger yourself, shave your head and be the sad little worm that you are. Such a maggot.
^LOL *cough* loser
go cry to your mum
No his mum is now his wife
Aidan, just because you're a HTML comment. Phiiiiiiiiiiiiish! Woop.
wtf you weirdo.
Oh Boomgen, thanks for your help, but seriously, I don't mind. I don't take these things seriously.
I look at this site for a laugh, and at all don't get offended by the articles.
Man, I had no idea I was doing that, I will ensure that I write these news articles in First Person rather than Third Person next time.
t-bone: good on you buddy. What a great attitude... if only some of these other losers could take a joke. If they knew their sites actually had something to offer (like ThrillHistory actually does... def one of the better park sites out there in terms of content with some great old photos) then they probably wouldn't get so upset
you bald yet? Shave your hair off and go stand in the corner. You're a dick, Johnny. don't call me a loser, you don't know me don't assuyou. because when you assuyou, you make an ASS out of U and YOU.
and because you're a dick, you should shave your head and look like a dick. haha!
BAHAHAHAHA
Johnny, no need to suck up, sorry if you take that the wrong way, but to be honest, ThrillHistory.com is not the best, and I know that. It has been 1 whole year since the site opened (after Defunction died) and in terms of content (ie Park Profiles, ride Profiles ect) is not up to scratch, well as much as I would have originally liked it to be up to in 2007. But I do try my best, and I know that.
There have been times where I have just wanted to give it all up, and let it sit there and rot, but I realize that hey, I have put so much time, money and effort into this site, why can't I give it my best shot.
"and because you're a dick, you should shave your head and look like a dick. haha!"
Oh God, is there any end to your lameness? Fuck off "Private".
and Paul, your attitude is spot-on. Got to keep a sense of humour with this site, it's not meant to hurt anyone's feelings after all!
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