AussieParks Lives Up To Slogan

AussieParks.com today announced that they have completed their goal of providing Australia with the ‘latest theme park news’.

A representative from the site, which hasn’t had a new article published in over two months, said all their articles were extremely late, and that they didn’t plan on publishing a new article ‘any time soon’.

“AussieParks strives to provide readers with the latest theme park news,” said spokesperson Amanda Delanson. “And our most recent article, ‘Big Brother house opens to Dreamworld guests’ is pretty f*cking late, if you ask me.”

The website, which is believed to be in a perpetual ‘beta’ phase, has been online since early this year, and in that time, has posted just 26 articles - again, reinforcing the sites slogan.

“And there’s plenty more where that came from,” added Delanson. “When Dreamworld announce their next coaster, we plan on posting the story about 2 months late, maybe later!”