Enthusiast calls for themeing update

In an astonishing act of ignorance, coaster enthusiast Sam Boyle has slammed Gold-Coast theme park Dreamworld for under-themeing their new Intamin coaster, calling it "the worst themeing since Cyclone", despite the coaster not having been completed, or even announced yet.

"I'm not happy with the lack of theming for the new ride," said a dissatisfied Boyle. "All they have done is removed the vintage cars, It's just not good enough!
"I want each and every motorbike on the ride to be a unique American Chopper creation," he added.

When questioned on what he believes the themeing should incorporate, Boyle had this to say: "They could do a Superman themed bike. Come to think of it, they could give the ride a movie theme. Batman, Scooby Doo and even the Road Runner could have bikes themed after them. Maybe they could even make a Bermuda Triangle themed bike!"

Unfortunately, when it was pointed out to Boyle that the suggestions he had thought of all revolved around Warner Village trademarks, he was stunned.

"Look, I don't want to get into technicalities," he said. "This interview is over."

-BN